Yuck!!! Anyone who says it is lucky to be half concussed by the 'smoke' from a seagull fly-past has probably never suffered the indignity of having to wear a green skull cap for the duration of their lunch break. Okay, I admit it, I didn't see the perpetrator, so the only proof I have off my attacker is the size of their deposit of mustard-green paste. And, of course, I made it worse by smearing it across my hair thinking I'd be able to give it a surreptitious wipe-off with my coat sleeve. Lesson learned, always wear a hat!
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